Friday 27 May 2011

Swanny, OH SWANNY!!

Note: i am fully aware that the Ashes was played last year [i think?] and that this post is totally outdated.  
 just spent the whle of yesterday afternoon watching Swanny's Ashes Video Diary and now i can officially declare:
I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE ENGLISH CRICKET TEAM!!
7 reasons why i totally love them:
 7. their accent.

 6. they gave us the Sprinkler.

5. "The most boring cricketer in the world" with "a terrible hair cut", as Swanny puts it. it's Steven Finn!! sadly his pictures fail to capture his in-motion-sexiness but nothing, NOTHING gets sexier than him belting these moves at 0:11 and 0:25.
oh and his hair!! i'm sorry Graeme darling, but i kinda disagree with you on that bit.

4. Swanny, OH SWANNY!!
 he's outspoken, crazy and bloody hilarious - OH GRAEME, I LOVE YOU SO!

3. they're the best looking cricket squad
disagree? check out these pretty boys:
Eoin Morgan
Stuart Broad 
Jimmy  
Finny m'boy!
Luuuuuuke!! 
like i said, the best looking cricket squad.

 2. ALL HAIL JAMES MICHAEL ANDERSON!! can't say about his cricketing skills since i'm totally clueless about the game, i can only tell you - he is the most amazingly funny cricketer [apart from Swanny] i've ever come across. but you know what i like most about him? his i-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think ways. i mean c'mon, name one cricketer who'd readily pose nude in a gay magazine [yes he did that]. oh and he's hilarious, HILARIOUS!

1. all the madness captured in the Diary not only bring back memories of the insane moments spent with my school football team, but also make me wish i could be a part of the English team. they seem like such fun [attractive] guys... oh if only i'd get to hang out with them just once!

 and now i'm signing off, leaving you with a taste of what you'll miss if you don't watch Swanny's Ashes Video Diary .
peace.

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