ESP NZOP-TYLEZC [read: THE CODE-INATOR]

    ooh, ooh, OOOH!! here's evidence of the fact that i am the most awesome person on the planet:
I JUST CAME UP WITH MY VERY OWN AWESOME CODE!!!!!!!!!
now for something worthy of being encrypted in my super awesome invention... hmm...
THE HIT LIST OF THE RUSSIAN MAFIA.
   i bet you're dying to know the names. think of all the moolah you'd get if you can pass on the information to the Enemy. yes, baby, yessss.... you want it, don't you? boy you want it so bad......


well well, lucky for you i'm an insider in the gang.
lucky for you i know aaaaalll about what's going on.
lucky for you i'm gonna hand over a snapshot of the list to you right now.

    ....what's that you say? that makes no friggin sense? seriously, did you honestly think they'd give it away all that easily? no way, bub. not when you have my very awesome *say the following word out loud in your best Doofenshmirtz voice* : CODE-INATOR.
   but then again, lucky for you i'm gonna be nice enough and teach you how to decode it. on one condition though - i get 75% of the moolah. deal?

yeah?

fine, then let's proceed.

it's pretty stupid really. here's what you do:

• write all the alphabets in one straight column.
• now, you look at the key. in this one it's CR. that means an R in the coded text is equivalent of a C.
• now you align all the alphabets in order accordingly, starting from the C-R. when you hit the Z, continue by assigning the next alphabet to A. that’ll give you something like this:

  A-L

  B-M

  C-N

  D-O

  E-P

  F-Q

  G-R

  H-S

  I-T

  J-U

  K-V

  L-W

  M-X

  N-Y

  O-Z

  P-A

  Q-B

R-C

  S-D

  T-E

  U-F

  V-G

  W-H

  X-I

  Y-J

  Z-K

•  now substitute the alphabets with the corresponding alphabet on your left.

 aaaand there you go! yeah, that’s it. you’ve broken the code! i told you it’s pretty stupid! but cool, eh?

   now go ahead. make believe you're a super cool agent out on a super cool mission which involves exchange of super cool information which just happens to be encrypted in my super cool code. or you could be a super cool cryptographer who's faced with the "tough" challenge of cracking this super cool code. anything, ANYTHING! you're free to let your imagination soar... just remember one thing:

I'M AWESOME.